Weddings. A big party to celebrate two people who are in love. Some are fun while others maybe not so much. Either way you show up in nice maybe a little uncomfortable clothes, eat some kind of fancy dinner, and wish the happy couple good luck. Here are the 11 thoughts you may have during a wedding.
1. Lets hope the ceremony isn’t long.
2. I’m not too sure about those wedding colors. Purple and green just remind me of Barney.
3. Why did I wear heels?
4. Would anyone care if I just went barefoot for the rest of the night?
5. YES!!! They have mashed potatoes for dinner.
6. I hope they play good music that I can dance to.
7. Who decided that the wedding cake should be vanilla?
I need to discuss this poor decision with the bride!
8. How did the bride and groom meet anyways?
I feel like that’s something I should know. Maybe they can’t tell it because it’s not a wedding appropriate story?
9. Being at a wedding confirms the fact that I don’t want to get married. This is all way too much work.
10. I wonder if the bride was crazy while planning the wedding?
I wonder if I would be a crazy bride?
11. I really hope there will be cheese.