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11 Thoughts You Have While Attending A Wedding

All the good and bad things that pop into your head during a wedding.

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11 Thoughts You Have While Attending A Wedding
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Weddings. A big party to celebrate two people who are in love. Some are fun while others maybe not so much. Either way you show up in nice maybe a little uncomfortable clothes, eat some kind of fancy dinner, and wish the happy couple good luck. Here are the 11 thoughts you may have during a wedding.

1. Lets hope the ceremony isn’t long.

2. I’m not too sure about those wedding colors. Purple and green just remind me of Barney.

3. Why did I wear heels?

4. Would anyone care if I just went barefoot for the rest of the night?

5. YES!!! They have mashed potatoes for dinner.

6. I hope they play good music that I can dance to.

7. Who decided that the wedding cake should be vanilla?

I need to discuss this poor decision with the bride!

8. How did the bride and groom meet anyways?

I feel like that’s something I should know. Maybe they can’t tell it because it’s not a wedding appropriate story?

9. Being at a wedding confirms the fact that I don’t want to get married. This is all way too much work.

10. I wonder if the bride was crazy while planning the wedding?

I wonder if I would be a crazy bride?

11. I really hope there will be cheese.

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