“The Sick” is here and rapidly spreading like butter on toast. If you have ever been sick in college or even after that, you have probably had these thoughts.
1. “I’m pretty sure I’m dying.”
2. “Someone bring me soup! Pleeeeeeeease!”
3. “Cuddle with me and tell me I’m pretty!”
4. “I’ll just wear the same sweatpants I wore yesterday… and the day before that…”
5. “If I wear waterproof mascara, will it still come off from allergy eyes?”
6. “Sick face, no makeup, don’t care.”
7. “Sorry I can’t go out/play at this/do responsibilities, I’m sick.
8. “I just bought five tissue boxes, how could I have gone through all of them in ten minutes?”
9. *looks at all of the tissues accumulated on the floor*
10. “Guess I’ll catch up on my Netflix.”
11. “Still dying.”
