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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

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David Villalobos

Feb 01, 2016

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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Cheesecake Factory has an infinite amount of not only cheesecake types, but regular food as well. Every time I go there, it seems like the menu is getting bigger and bigger. Here are 11 common thoughts you might have when you eat at Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

5. Will I be ostracized if I get a dessert other than cheesecake?

6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

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6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

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4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

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3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.

16. I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.

17. When the professor announces you have a project due the following week with no instruction on what it's on and how to do it.

18. Is it Friday yet? Where's the weekend when you need it most?

19. It's freezing in here. I feel like I'm sitting in an igloo. I should have brought a jacket or worn long pants.

20. Did I remember my book? Damn, I forgot the book, and of course I need it for that quiz in class.

21. I would pay a million dollars to not go to class today; or actually never again.

22. I need a hoverboard to ride to class. Maybe then I wouldn't be running 15 minutes late to class every day.

23. Oh she/he's cute! I wonder if they're single. Who are they texting? They're BF/GF? I wonder if they think I'm cute. Could they be a potential new bae?

24. Why is there never any parking? I pay thousands of dollars a year for one parking spot to be open.

25. When it feels like you've been in class for an hour and you look at your phone and it has only been five minutes (I'm crying on the inside).

26. When the professor asks if there are any more questions at the end of class and someone raises their hand.

27. When you get assigned the most incompetent group of people possible for a group project.

28. I need a comfort dog so I can avoid all life and school responsibilities.

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