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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.

David Villalobos

Feb 01, 2016

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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Cheesecake Factory has an infinite amount of not only cheesecake types, but regular food as well. Every time I go there, it seems like the menu is getting bigger and bigger. Here are 11 common thoughts you might have when you eat at Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

5. Will I be ostracized if I get a dessert other than cheesecake?

6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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11 Thoughts you have when you go to the Cheesecake Factory

Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.

1. When you think you see the Eye of Sauron, but it's just the Cheesecake Factory decor.

2. Should I get a new flavor of cheesecake? Or just stick with my original?

3. Why do I feel so overwhelmed by the various amount of cheesecakes?

4. Is this a menu or a novel?

5. Will I be ostracized if I get a dessert other than cheesecake?

6. How long will it take to burn off this cheesecake?

7. How come there is always a waiting time for just 2 people?

8. Why is the bread so addictive here?

9. I can bring all this bread home if I just save my entree and I'll never have to eat anything ever again.

10. Why do I order the factory nachos every time? Why is it so addictive?

11. I promise I won't come back again for a while (more like see you soon again Cheesecake Factory).

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1. Build a snowman

2. Start a snowball fight

3. Build a fort

4. Binge-watch Netflix

4. Look out the window

5. Grab coffee with a friend

6. Complete school or office work

7. Sleep

8. Read a book

9. Bake cookies

10. Drink hot cocoa

11. Go ice skating

12. Take a Walk

"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

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1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

We all have that "I don't care" attitude.

1. Most students just take life day by day.

2. That means procrastinating, one day at a time.

3. College students don't mind dressing like crap sometimes.

4. In fact, dressing nice feels weird.

5. College students get so stressed that they contemplate dropping on a daily basis.

6. But most find another solution to deal with that stress.

7. And that solution can be pretty cheap. Anything over $5 is expensive.

8. One of the only things college students will spend money on is coffee.

9. College is just really expensive and you never forget how expensive it is.

10. But hey, we're getting a somewhat high-quality education, right?

11. We all really just want to pet dogs all day.

12. And eat pizza for every meal.

13. And stab the next person who asks us what we want to do with our life.

14. However, despite the stress and student loans, college is amazing and there's plenty of reasons to smile.

Thank you, April, for inspiring us with your wicked relatability.

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