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11 Thoughts You Have When Trying To Eat Healthy

The good, the bad, and the ugly thoughts all related to healthy eating.

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11 Thoughts You Have When Trying To Eat Healthy
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We’ve all been there. We finally come to the realization that our body can’t survive off of just pizza and coffee. All of a sudden you finally get the courage and determination to eat healthy. Yes you tell yourself that you need to start eating better every day while you’re stuffing your face with 20 tacos, but tomorrow is the day you start eating broccoli, even though you kinda hate broccoli. Here are the 11 thoughts you have when trying to eat healthy.

1. Is it really true that I can’t survive just on pizza?

2. How many calories are actually in a doughnut?

Wow that’s more than I thought.

3.So if I eat pancakes for breakfast, I’ll just eat plain lettuce for lunch.

That’s how it works right?

4. I MISS FRENCH FRIES!!!!

5. I remember now why I don’t eat broccoli.

6. This salad can’t taste that bad.

7. I take that back. This salad tastes like death.

8. I can eat pizza just in moderation right?

Well, I don’t think eating the whole pizza is moderation...

9. Metabolism you suck!!

10. Maybe broccoli isn’t that bad. I think I’ve grown to like it.

Lol who am I kidding, broccoli sucks.

11. Even though I don’t always treat you right, body you’re pretty amazing.


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