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11 Thoughts We All Had When We Learned Santa Wasn’t Real

The truth hurts.

Brittany Phelps
Dec 07, 2015
Eastern Illinois University
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11 Thoughts We All Had When We Learned Santa Wasn’t Real

1. What?! You lied to me? You ruined my life.


2. Well then who puts the presents under the Christmas tree?


3. It was my parents? Not bad, not bad mom and dad.


4. My dad must have wrapped all the presents then.


5. And mom definitely bought all the presents.


6. What about the reindeer? And all the elves?


7. I wish that elves were real. They have cute costumes.


8. Mom and Dad ate all those cookies… Unless, they put them back. They probably put them back.


9. So that’s why my mom let my sister inside her closet and not me.


10. So now that I know who Santa is, does that mean I won’t get double the presents anymore?


11. Yup, won’t get double the presents anymore.


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