Do you remember that one time you tried to go running? Or maybe you run all the time. I don't know. Quite frankly, just thinking about running makes me tired, and I run all the time. Whether you run all the time, or you just run when your trainer makes you, we all think these things. Here are just a few of the thoughts we may have while running.
1. How does my ponytail look?
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It looks great girl -- keep flipping that hair.
2. Did they just see me pick my wedgie?
Yeah, they probably did. But that's okay, we all do it.
3. How many more miles?
Evidently too many. But that's okay. You're almost done. Hopefully....
4. How many more miles now?
I guess there is still too many. Just remember, you can get Chick-fil-A afterward.
5. I wonder if I look weird when I run.
Yes, yes you do. We all actually look funny while running, don't worry.
6. I need to get a dog to run with.
Dogs make people happier. It is a proven fact. So therefore, having a dog to run with will make you happier. Great idea.
7. Is this runner high?
*Nope, I'm just tired*
8. I have to pee.
Maybe you should of gone to the bathroom before you left. Or maybe you shouldn't of chugged that whole bottle of Gatorade...
9. Am I skinny yet?
No, no you're probably not. It doesn't really work like that. If it did, we would all be skinny. Try again tomorrow though.
10. HOW MUCH LONGER?
Too much longer. You're almost done though. Don't give up now. Haley didn't give up on Nathan, and Luke didn't give up on Lorelai. Don't give up on yourself!
11. I feel like I'm in a music video.
With the wind blowing through your hair, music bumping in your ears, and of course the fire coming from under your feet (because you're running so fast), how could you not think you were in a music video?
I know running can be boring, exhausting, time-consuming, and difficult. But don't you feel great afterwards? Okay, maybe. Maybe you'll just be sore. But on the bright side, if you get a dog, and run every day, then maybe you will be happy and skinny. Or maybe not.
