1. I'm only halfway through the semester, how is that possible???

It feels like it's been years?!

2. How many days until spring break again?

I've been counting down since the end of winter break, tbh.

3. How am I going to make the $5.00 in my bank account last until then?

"Ok, so if I only spend 50 cents a day..."

4. I would pay big bucks for it to be summer already. Oh wait, I only have $5.00....

Just wake me up when it's June please

5. Did all of my professors get in a huddle and decide to assign everything to me on the same day?

GIVE ME A BREAK YOU GUYS.

6. If my partner for this project doesn't start pulling her weight, I will lose my mind

Why do I always get paired with the slackers?

7. If someone hit me with their car right now I'd thank them. I'd get to catch up on so much sleep in the hospital!

Yes, I am THAT desperate for a nap.

8. When was the last time I shaved my legs? October maybe?

It was no shave November! I may have extended it to December, January, February, and March...

9. Also, my diet was supposed to start at the beginning of the semester. LOL.

Fit life is going to have to wait until after mid-terms...whoops.

10. I can't wait to catch up on sleep over break, it's gonna be so magical.

Sleep is love, sleep is life.

11. Okay I mean...maybe I won't sleep THAT much, I gotta make time for other activities

Wine nights are the best nights, amirite?

12. I totally got this, I'm gonna rock the rest of this semester

Let's do this thing!