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11 Thoughts Students Have During Syllabus Week

Here we go again.

Madison Cardinale
Sep 01, 2016
Misericordia University
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The first week back at school is without a doubt one of the hardest adjustments after a long relaxing summer. With this adjustment comes a lot of stress, freaking out, cramming and wishing you were sitting poolside under the sun. Our empty summer minds are now full of hundreds of new projects, papers, exam materials etc., and it could quite literally make you feel a bit crazy at first. Syllabus week shows you just how much stuff your professor is going to cram into this semester and that alone is enough to stress you out for the rest of the year.

1. "Would my parents kill me if I drop out right now?"

2. "Maybe I should just eat my sorrows away."

3. "I hope I find someone as crazy as me in one of my classes."

4. "Please tell this student to stop asking the professor so many syllabi questions so I can go home and nap. It changes constantly anyway."

5. "Wait, I thought this professor wouldn't make us reintroduce ourselves to the whole class this semester."

6. "Hey, I was in a class with them last semester! They should recognize–nope."

7. "Why is everyone asking me questions about the syllabus?!"

8. "Okay it is two minutes past the end of class, this is ridiculous."

9. "How could this much work possibly fit into that time slot??"

10. "So, by four to five pages, he means four pages and a word on the fifth."

11. "Maybe I'll be okay. You know, after a lot of tears."


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