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11 Thoughts You Have While Googling Your Mystery Illness

No, you probably don't have cancer.

Kaylen Mitchell
Oct 04, 2016
Auburn, Alabama
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11 Thoughts You Have While Googling Your Mystery Illness
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You have something medically weird happening to your body that has never happened before. What is the worst thing you could do? Google it. What do you really do? You google it of course. Here are 11 thoughts that run through your head while googling this mystery Illness.

1. How do I put this into words?

2. Wikipedia is a good site right? It must be.

3. This person said she had the same thing I do, but hers has redness. I didn't think that mine had redness at first, but now that ya mention it...

4. The username is meddoc411 so they must be reliable.

5. So I have cancer? I am not living my life to the fullest.


6. Is WebMD reliable?

7. Oh, so I can write what my symptoms are in this box, give them my email, and a real doctor will tell me what is wrong? Great!

8. Wait, now they are wanting me to pay for this?

9. Oh here is a free one that I can get a reply on.

10. That's good, it says they will reply in hours.

    • 11. *72 hours later* Well, I still haven't gotten a reply on what is wrong with me. Glad I didn't die.


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