The natural habitat of the college lifestyle has been officially rejoicing since a certain winter weather storm has hit the east coast. In light of all the snow they called for and lack thereof, we managed to have no classes since Thursday at 3:30pm. Yay for bad weather, but no for snow makeup assignments. Also, I can reassure you that every Walmart, Ingles, Food Lion, etc. was sold out of milk and bread the minute the weather channel announced the S word, snow. Basking in our recent snow days, here's a list of what every college student thinks about when snow hits town. Warning: we all turn into large children.
1. What is this sorcery?
It's white and falling from the sky. Do I hate it or love it? Do I have fun in it or just sit back and drink a cup of Joe while it falls?
2. Let's go sledding!
*Text to homegirl*: Heyyyyy girl, let's go have fun in the snow. Come on girl, let's go! We'll be basic in the "It's Snowing" picture for all of my social media networks.
3. Time to hit up Walmart for those delicious milk sandwiches.
Yassss, I will be fed for days. This is so nutritional.
4. DAMN. I left the sled at home, better stop by Lowe's!
The snow won't stop me from being a large child and reliving precious memories.
5. They're out of sleds...
Of course they're out of stock the minute you WANT something. C'mon Lowe's, get it together.
6. Checking your email and realizing your professor has emailed you.
"The campus policy states I have to give you some type of meaningful and productive assignment because class was cancelled due to snow. So here you go, and have fun in the snow...NOT!"
7. At least we don't have to go to class.
If we did, I'd be doing this right now. Wallowing in self pity because I don't know why I'm putting myself through this misery.
8. I wonder if it's worth getting up to go get some food, or to just feast on this packaged ramen full of preservatives and extra additives.
Yes, I did just consult yahoo answers and they gave me the best answer ever.
9. I'd really rather just not cook because that means washing dishes.
I'm too lazy for my own good. But my stomach is being feisty today... decisions, decisions.
10. RAMEN.
Consuming a large amount of sodium is just fine with me.
11. Sleeping is always an option.
Goodnight and sleep tight.
