We college students are hungry...a lot. We won't apologize for that. Needless to say, here are 11 thoughts you have when you're hungry.
1. When did I eat last?
Well, it doesn't really matter I eat all the time anyway.
2. What did I eat last?
Did I have Pringles or Cheeze-Its?
3. Where did I eat last?
Did I go to the dining hall? Did I order pizza? Who knows.
4. What should I eat now?
Well I had pizza for lunch so I can't have that again... wait yes I can.
5. Can I eat now?
Yes, but I don't want to get out of bed.
6. Should I eat now?
Probably not, but oh well.
7. Ooh Chipotle sounds good...
Chipotle always sounds good.
8. My stomach is being so loud.
Shoutout to my stomach for making whale sounds during this exam when the room is TOTALLY silent.
9. I wonder if other people can hear?
Everyone's stomach growls, right?
10. Ugh, I don't want to wait in line at the dining hall.
Is the actual good food worth waiting in that super long line for? Yes.
11. People are probably judging me for getting this much food but I'm so hungry I don't care.
Just eat all the food, all of it.