Out of all of the channels I get, I always find my TV on The Food Network. At any given time you can watch someone bake a lasagna, tour a diner, or build a cake in the shape of Darth Vader. Something about the channel sucks you in and keeps you intrigued for hours. I have been addicted since I was a small child, and people who are also addicted to the channel share some of the same thoughts.

1. "How many times is Ina Garten going to tell me to get 'good' ingredients! What exactly is good vanilla?!"

2. "Oh Sandra Lee! You're pouring way more than one shot! How are you not an alcoholic?!"

3. "If Giada over-pronounces one more Italian word I'm going to lose it..."

4. "Can someone please tell Guy Fieri that the Jersey Shore guido look isn't cool?"

5. "Maybe Anne Burrell and Guy Fieri are long lost twins..."

6. "I wonder what my wedding cake would look like if I went to Charm City Cakes..."

7. "How the hell is that guy going to cook like that?!"

8. "You have 30 seconds to go! What are you doing?!"

9. "What is this idiot doing? I so could have come up with 20 other things to do with that basket!"

10. "Is this man going to fix the restaurant or bench press every item in that place?"

11. "I have hundreds of channels but I'm back to watching all this food..."