1. What year is it?
2. Who am I?
You can't have a nap without the identity crisis that comes afterwards.
3. Why am I so sweaty?
4. I could kill anybody that spoke to me right now.
5. Did I sleep through my classes?
6. Water...so...thirsty...
7. I'm hungry...but I'm not...
Why does it feel like there's a brick in my stomach? What's happening?
8. In the time I was asleep I could have been abducted by aliens and put back in my bed.
We've all thought it.
9. Where am I?
10. Would it be that bad if I just went back to bed?
11. Okay, just 10 more minutes.
Then proceed to sleep for another hour. Naps are supposed to be 3 hours max anyway.