If you aren't in a sorority or fraternity, you may not know that swaps have themes. A few possible themes include PJs & Pancakes, Gods & Goddesses, Chaos & Tacos, and the always favorite Jersey Swap. They normally take place at a bar with loud music and enough space for dancing. This article is a funny twist on some common things that you will experience when you attend a swap this spring.

1. If you don't like your best friends costume choice for the swap.

2. When your friend tells you there will be food

3. When you see the guy you've been crushing on

4. When guys hit on you

5. What you really look like dancing with your friends

6. When the music is so loud you can't hear anything

7. When your friend isn't having enough fun

8. When your friend has had a little too much fun.

9. When you are ready to leave.

10. When you remember, you have an 8 a.m. tomorrow.

11. You when you remember there is another swap next week.

Yeah right...