Many drivers are plagued by road rage, myself included, and if you’ve ever been on the other side of our rage it can be quite scary. If you can't understand why we're so frustrated every time we get in the car, here’s a taste of what goes through our heads when we’re driving.
God I wish I could drive straight through all these cars.
Sometimes we fantasize about driving over or through all the cars in front of us just because we can’t stand sitting in traffic.
This a-hole in front of me is driving so freakin’ slow.
Honestly, the speed limit is 65 and therefore everyone should at least be going 80 mph. Either speed up of get run off the road.
Should I flip this guy off?
When we can finally pass the awful driver in front of us this is always a deeply considered question.
Why the hell is there traffic right now…there is no logical reason for this.
We absolutely do not understand traffic; there is no accident, no construction, no merging, so why in the world are we just sitting and suffering.
Hey, thanks for the blinker, moron.
Honestly people, just use your blinkers and don’t cut us off. It’s safer for everyone if you let us decide to let you in.
The light is green, WHY ARENT YOU MOVING?
We’re usually the people who honk when you don’t immediately accelerate when the light changes. We’re sorry about that but we really hate red lights so when you prolong the process of waiting by not going when the light turns green we can get a little cranky.
Stop slowing down for the yellow.
We go by the rule that yellow means speed up, not slow down. If we have to wait three minutes when we could have slid through, we're going to be pissed.
Yes, please, pedestrian, continue to crawl across the crosswalk.
If we were in Germany (where the car has the right-away) we would honestly be in heaven.
If this school bus stays in front of me the entire morning, I am going to kill myself.
There is truly nothing worse than being stuck behind a school bus for five miles.
God, I love my horn.
We are awfully fond of our loud and aggressive horns. It works as a frustration outlet for us and we tend to use them more than the average driver.
It’s JUST rain, do we really need to drive two miles per hour?
We get it if it’s a torrential downpour, but does a sprinkle really call for a complete freeway system breakdown?
