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11 Things My "Unladylike" Behavior Is Tired Of Hearing

A list created by the queen of being unladylike.

Tatiana Tell

Oct 02, 2016

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11 Things My "Unladylike" Behavior Is Tired Of Hearing

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If you're anything like me, you know that being "unladylike" is an every day struggle. People are constantly scolding you for your "unacceptable" mannerism. You're perfectly content with the way you live your life, but the people around you just don't seem to understand.

1. "Can you please chew with your mouth closed?"

Can you stop watching me eat? You obviously don't appreciate food as much as I do. Who takes the time to pay attention to their surroundings while they're devouring the delicious meal in front of them? Sounds like you're the one with the problem.

2. "Do you really have to announce when you're going to the bathroom?

Well, I don't know what else you want me to say. When i get up and walk to the bathroom, it's no secret where I'm going or what I'm going to do in there.

3. "Why don't you ever hang out with other girls?"

For your information, I have three friends who are girls. It's easier for me to be friends with guys because other girls think I'm loud and gross.

4. "You should probably re-paint your nails..."

Listen, I don't have the time or the patience for that. My chipped nail polish is evidence that I at least tried to paint my nails at some point. Deal with it.

5. "How long has it been since you shaved your legs? That's gross!"

It's been three and a half weeks to be exact. You wanna feel them?

6. "Can't you finish a sentence without cursing?"

What the **** kind of question is that? You know I can't! I'm simply using my "sentence enhancers".

7. "Your posture is horrible."

I'm not sorry if my slouching offends you. I'm very tired and I deserve to stand or sit any way I please.

8. "Burping out loud is so unattractive"

Wow, really? I honestly never knew that burping wasn't a way to seduce someone. That explains so much, thank you!

9. "You're so much prettier when you smile!"

Leave me and my chronic RBF alone. I don't have to smile if I don't want to. People tend to smile when they are enjoying themselves. If I'm not smiling around you, that's not my problem.

10. "Why do you always have to talk about inappropriate things?"

Because I can. Why do you choose to talk about boring things all the time? No one actually wants to hear about how your barista didn't put enough sugar in your coffee today.

11. "You are honestly so unladylike."

I know, and I'm pretty proud of it

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A list created by the queen of being unladylike.

1. "Can you please chew with your mouth closed?"

2. "Do you really have to announce when you're going to the bathroom?

3. "Why don't you ever hang out with other girls?"

4. "You should probably re-paint your nails..."

5. "How long has it been since you shaved your legs? That's gross!"

6. "Can't you finish a sentence without cursing?"

7. "Your posture is horrible."

8. "Burping out loud is so unattractive"

9. "You're so much prettier when you smile!"

10. "Why do you always have to talk about inappropriate things?"

11. "You are honestly so unladylike."

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1. Taking care of yourself when you're sick

2. Making a to-do list

3. Planning your activities around the weather

4. Scheduling your own doctor’s appointments

5. Getting your own toilet paper

6. Making food without needing to ask your mom questions

7. Holding your tongue

8. Saving your paycheck (or your tax refund) to pay your bills

9. Balancing your checkbook

10. Going places alone

11. Packing your own lunches

12. Actually eating your vegetables...on purpose

13. Taking a multivitamin

14. Planning a life after graduation

Sometimes bigger isn't always better.

1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

2. Never getting to be invisible

3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town

4. New kids are a big deal

5. It’s hard to make new friends

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7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students

8. It forced you to make friends out of school

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

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5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

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