I have finally turned eighteen and am officially an adult. Although exciting, there are many responsibilities that come with being an adult, including not punching someone when they annoy you. Below are a list of 11 things you should stop doing to test me, and many others who are most likely also tired of your bullish*t.
1. "I don't like you, (or her if you're talking about me)."
And??? Please explain to me why you are sitting here talking to me (or about me) if you don't like me. Get out of my face and out of my life if you have that big of an issue.
2. "You talk about your boyfriend too much."
I'm sorry but being friends includes talking about each others lives. Mine just happens to have a significant other, while yours is lonely. Sorry:-)
3. "You wear too much makeup."
Please tell me more about how the products I put on my face cause a delay in your everyday life.
4. "Why won't you come out and party with us?"
It's Tuesday night and I have a 9am tomorrow. Why won't you come quietly study with me?
5. "You're such a neat freak."
I prefer to have my room, my backpack and my life organized a certain way. I'm sorry you can't eat on my desk without me wiping it down after, that's just how I am.
6. "You worry too much."
Please tell me how that affects you!! I worry about my grades, my social life, my relationship, because it's minor anxiety. I can't help it!
7. Literally ANYTHING about my weight.
This is my body. It doesn't affect you how much I weigh, or how many calories I have a day. If I'm confident, you shouldn't be commenting on my weight.
8. "You're too obsessed with Netflix."
Although this is true, it is not your place to point it out.
9. "Smile! You look so angry."
It's resting bitch face, in most cases that is the best smile you're gonna get.
10. "You work at a gas station? You must hate your job."
Yes I do, but thanks for the reminder.
11. "You should have come with us."
YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!!!
If you have caught yourself saying any of things, please stop and learn to let others do their thing, while you mind your own business!