If you go to BGSU, then you know about all of the random things that happen. From the flock of people walking down Wooster on the weekends to the larpers in the lawn, there is always something going on. Here are some things that happen on campus:
1. Bible Bob randomly showing up and insulting everyone.
He's terrible, that's all.
2. Tall people that sigh when they have to walk around short people.
You guys are this close. THIS CLOSE. It's not my fault I'm only 5 feet tall.
3. Pulling yourself out of bed for your 8 am class to see the ROTC guys walking through campus.
Getting out of bed that early doesn't always happen, but when it does, it's worth it.
4. Squirrels throwing nuts at you from the trees.
What the heck, guys? We didn't do anything to you.5. Constant flocks of girls attacking anyone walking a dog just to pet it.
It's his dog, not yours. At least ask before you invade their space to play with his dog for ten minutes.
6. Watching people try to avoid the voter registration people.
The best part is when you're walking with headphones in and looking in the opposite direction and they still follow you 100 feet down the sidewalk knowing that you won't ever respond to them.
7. Staying up until people come home from the bars because you live on Wooster and they will wake you up when they walk by.
But if you could be a little more quiet on your walk home, that would be great.8. Waiting 20 minutes in the Starbucks line because you didn't sleep at all the night before.
Sleep isn't a thing when you have three papers to write, two extra credit projects, one final project, one exam to study for, and a ton of homework to do.
9. Wearing your favorite outfit and feeling the judgement when you walk through campus.
Worry about yourself and leave me alone. If I want to wear a huge sweatshirt and leggings three times a week then I can.
10. Walking past the union and passing a Hillary and Trump table both within 10 seconds.
11. Living off of Dunkin on the weekends because almost everything else is closed.
Iced coffee and breakfast sandwiches are good for you, right?
