Makeup is like the Photoshop of real life, and I for one am completely addicted to everything matte, shiny, or sparkly. If you also practically live at your local Ulta or Sephora, you know that there are some things that you can only connect with other makeup-lovers over. If you ever meet me in real life, please talk to be about these eleven things you and I both know are totally true.

1. You know that when you set out to do a thin eyeline, you always end up as Amy Winehouse.

2. You know that as soon as your paycheck hits direct deposit, it's time for Sephora and Ulta to receive a little visit.

3. And you know that some of the money you spend would better be used on textbooks, but you totally don't care.

4. You know the difference between all your brushes, and you can tell all your friends what each one is for.

5. You know that the perfect wing is a 100% legit reason to be late.

6. And you've probably been staring at your perfect makeup for at least ten minutes after it's done.

7. You've definitely gotten into a fight with your boyfriend/roommate over how much space your makeup collection takes up.

8. And when you meet a fellow makeup-lover, it's like you're meeting your soulmate.

9. You've totally rubbed your eyes when wearing a ton of eyeliner. It's a struggle.

10. You know that eyelash glue gets everywhere except where you want it.

11. You know that when you get enough time to do your makeup, you'll totally slay all day.