1. It's "the Stu" not the Student Center

2. Hurley has quite an ironic name

Hurl-ey....(Hurl)ey.... Hurley. Really??

3. The fact that the parking garage is on the opposite side of campus from about half of the dorms is just ridiculous

Yes I know campus isn't that big. But no I do not wanna walk all the way to my car though.

4. RA run programs will always have the weirdest names

Like "I Punched my Roommate!" and "Condom Olympics"

5. Willi locals will forever be interesting

They love to dumpster dive at 2am... FYI.

6. Thursday nights are the best nights

PANCAKE NIGHT!

7. Willi Brew is the BEST

Heaping pile of the famous nachos? Yes please.

8. No one really knows if the metal flaps hanging on the science building have a purpose or not

9. Required MAC hours are awful

It may be helpful for the first couple hours you go, but after that... you pass the hours watching Netflix... admit it.

10. It's "Needle-Dick" not Neijadlik

Seriously, who comes up with the names for some of these buildings?

11. The center of campus? You mean the wind tunnel?