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11 Things That Only Clumsy People Understand.

Accident prone is my middle name.

Ariana Gervasio

Mar 01, 2016

Grand Canyon University

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11 Things That Only Clumsy People Understand.

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Throughout my life, one could say that I have had a few injuries. Some may have been sport related, but most had to do with the average day-to-day lifestyle. You occasionally get that underlying tone asking if you are "safe" at home. As usual, I smile and express how everything is okay; however, I live the clumsy lifestyle and people soon realize this.

1. You walk into everything and anything.

2. Anything and everything with a sharp corner is your worst enemy!

3. Uneven sidewalks may be the death of you.

4. You tend to get many bruises and can't remember why.

5. Your body makes strange popping noises from previous injuries.

6. Your friends understand and protect you from everything.

7. You are the mom of the group and tend to have everything just in case.

8. Friends ask you how to care for a wound.

9. You are constantly asked if you are "safe" at home.

10. You tend to break numerous fragile items.

11. Your friends and family are never surprised when you have a new injury.

Be careful out there, and try not to get hurt this time!

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11 Things That Only Clumsy People Understand.

Accident prone is my middle name.

1. You walk into everything and anything.

2. Anything and everything with a sharp corner is your worst enemy!

3. Uneven sidewalks may be the death of you.

4. You tend to get many bruises and can't remember why.

5. Your body makes strange popping noises from previous injuries.

6. Your friends understand and protect you from everything.

7. You are the mom of the group and tend to have everything just in case.

8. Friends ask you how to care for a wound.

9. You are constantly asked if you are "safe" at home.

10. You tend to break numerous fragile items.

11. Your friends and family are never surprised when you have a new injury.

Be careful out there, and try not to get hurt this time!

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1. Your face hides all emotions and sticks to a look that could burn a hole through someone.

2.It makes people think you have higher expectations and standards.

3.Your smile holds a lot more meaning than the girl who walks around with a pleasant grin.

4.You become better at reading people

5.You're as intimidating as a girl can get and they expect you to be a bitch.

6.You never get stopped by strangers asking for directions or guys catcalling.

7.You come off as more confident.

8.Your face knows of no such things as “smile lines” or “crows feet.”

9.The best part of having a Resting Bitch Face is that you're in the same club as Blair Waldorf, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Stewart, Queen Elizabeth, and Kanye West.

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1. When someone asks you why you're so sensitive and you start crying, because you have a big heart and cry at everything.

2. But when you're past the point of being over-sensitive and are just irritated and people try to talk to you:

3. But sometimes you just have to cry, even if it's over the fact that you saw a cute puppy and might not ever see it again

4. And while you're crying you decide to eat a bunch of food because, well, I'll let Ron take this one:

5. When someone lectures you on how their new diet is great and how you should definitely try it:

6. When you want to go to a party but you have to get up at 6AM the next morning for work:

7. But at the same time you haven't had some fun in a while... so, you decide to go because you definitely deserve it.

8. When a cute guy you've been crushing on makes the first move:

9. But when he doesn't text or call you the next day, you decide life sucks

10. But then you remember the Meagle motto:

11. And so you put on your hottest outfit and strut your stuff. Because you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man

12. When someone asks you what you're going to do with your life:

13. But hey, no worries. Leslie figured it out, and you always have this option:

14. And at the end of it all, the only thing that's going to matter is the fact that you...

Can you leave this to the last minute?

1. Don’t Panic.

2. Make yourself comfortable.

3. Get to work.

5. Panic.

6. Get it together!

7. Start doing the thing, for real this time.

8. Finish the thing.

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They are the types of friends you have for life.

1. When you see each other after a hiatus it is like no time has passed.

2. You plan your outings around each other's schedules.

3. You say 'I love you' on the phone.

4. Nothing is boring when you are together.

5. You share weird inside jokes no one else understands.

6. You plan to hang out for a couple hours but end up together the entire day.

7. The hugs say a thousand words.

8. You go on spontaneous adventures together.

9. You consider each other family.

10. They make you a better person.

11. You can't imagine life without them.

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