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11 Things All College Students Say During The Last Month

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11 Things All College Students Say During The Last Month
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he last two weeks of spring semester are by far the hardest of the entire school year. There's nothing like combining spring fever, finals, the desperate attempts to have your GPA jump by at least .5, the excitement of summer, and trying to do as much as you can with some of your best friends in the little time you have left together before parting ways for a little while. Going crazy is the normal during these last few weeks, but we wouldn't trade it for anything. Some of our best jokes, laughs, nights out, and memories come from the last few weeks of school. So here are 11 things all college students say during the last two weeks of the school year.

1. "I have a paper due tomorrow that I haven't started and two exams in three days but we also only have two more Thursday's to go out. We're going out."

2. "We should not have gone out."

3. "If I get a zero on this final do you think I'll still pass this class?"


4. "I went to the gym today but also had a pint of ice cream because finals."

5. "Do you think my parents would be upset if I dropped out and became a stripper?"

6. "I only have two weeks to find a job, someone please send help in the form of money or a job offer."

7. "How many times do you think I'll actually need to do laundry before the year ends? Like twice right?"


8. "I hate college."

9. "I don't ever want to leave this place

because I love you all and it so much.10. "I set an alarm for 8 to get up early and start doing work but I slept till 12 and didn't leave bed until 2. Oops?"

11. "Finals? What are those?"


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