Every Halloween, it seems people dress up in the same old costumes. There are countless sexy cats, sexy nurses, and sexy witches roaming around, leaving one to wonder where everyone's imagination has gone. If you want to break free from the usual hot Halloween costumes and really stand out while still looking steamy, you've come to the right place. Read on to feel inspired.
1. A jalapeño pepper.
Spicy.
2. A seat belt buckle that's been sitting in the sun on a 90 degree day.
Hot enough to burn the hands of your enemies.
3. The gym where your middle school dances were held.
Can you feel the sweat of adolescence?
4. A 401(k).
Because nothing's hotter than financial stability.
5. Ashley Tisdale's fashion sense circa 2005.
Fuego.
6. Your laptop when you've been using it for too long.
Hot and dangerous.
7. A Hot Pocket fresh out of the microwave.
So hot it burns.
8. The choreography in 'N Sync's music video for Bye, Bye, Bye.
Think of something sexier than synchronized man dancing. You can't.
9. The heat trapped under the hair of the Jonas Brothers for the entirety of 2007.
So much hair, so little air.
10. The lyrics to Ignition Remix by R. Kelly.
The flames will be flying.
11. Guy Fieri.
Fire. Fire everywhere.