- Can I pet your dog? You can never walk around the park without petting every dog you see.
- Every time you go somewhere you are covered in dog hair. You can lint roll all you want, but that hair is sticking to your clothes and you need to wear it proud.
- I can’t go out, I have to spend time with my dog. Sometimes you can’t stay out late because it has been a busy week and you know your dog misses you.
- Don’t worry, my dog will get it. You never waste food because your dog will eat anything that hits that floor. They don’t even follow the 5-second rule.
- Sorry my car is dirty. Hair is weaved into the seats and it has permanently become the interior of your car.
- Heartfelt dog stories. The stories about dogs being adopted literally bring you to tears. You see the soldier that comes home to his dog after a year and you will never be the same.
- You try to adopt every dog you see. You see a dog and you can’t just let it go. Someone needs to give them a good home and that is obviously you.
- You use your dog voice too much. Dogs do not understand me if I talk to them in my regular tone, I have to use dog words and talk in a baby voice so I can communicate.
- Your phone’s storage is almost full because of your dog. No I can’t just delete them. I don’t know if she/he will ever get such a photogenic moment again.
- You always have dog stories. Having a dog is almost like being a mom. I have so many proud moments and moments where I do not know where I went wrong, but the cute face always gets you so you can’t stay mad.
- You can’t picture your life without your dog. I only get to spend 10-15 years with my dog. To them, I am their whole life. I only get them for some of my life and I can’t thank my dog enough for being there for me through those years.
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