11 Signs You Were A Waitress | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

11 Signs You Were A Waitress

11 sure signs that you have waited tables at least once in your life.

7
11 Signs You Were A Waitress

1. You yell 'Corner' in public

Servers are constantly running from point A to B to C to D. In order to avoid running into people running in or out of the kitchen, we yell safety words such as, 'Corner' and 'Coming Out.' Yelling these words every time we turn a corner causes it to become ingrained in our being. If you've ever been out in public, turned a corner, and yelled, 'Corner!' you might just be a server.


2. You have impeccable patience

"Oh, your brocolli is cooked to your perfection? Let me take it back for you for the third time!" Not every table is sunshine and rainbows. Occasionally you get that awful table full of people who make you want to pull your hair out. If they're not asking for their one millionth service, they're blaming you for something you have no control over. Dealing with such tables teaches you how to bite your tongue when all you want to do is yell.

3. You're a great team player

Catering to numerous tables at once is no walk in the park. Especially when three people need refills, two asked for more dressing, four want dessert, and one table asked for the check fifteen minutes ago. Every once in a while servers get in a bind and must ask for help from another server. We help our fellow servers out without hesitation, knowing that we'll be in a bind soon enough and have to ask for help.



4. Your weekend starts Monday night


Friday nights for most consist of fun-filled events or some downtime. For servers, it's a whole other story. Because most people love to go out on Friday or Saturday nights, that's when the best money can be made. Since we work weekends, we begin our weekends during the week.

5. You lose pens like bobby pins

Pens are crucial to enabling any night to run smoothly. We use pens to write down orders, keep track of tips, and to give to patrons when they are paying their bill. With all the running around servers do, pens are lost easily. And if we don't lose our own pens, chances are a guest walked out with them. Servers start their shifts off with 10 pens and are lucky if they can finish the night with one left in their pocket.

6. Your people skills are on point

Being a server, you've met all walks of life. But more importantly, you've learned how to interact with all walks of life. One of the most exciting things about serving is that you never quite know who will be seated next in your section. It could be a church group, a group of elders who just came from bingo, or a bunch of teenagers who just took their last final. Moreover, you don't know what they're going through. Regardless of who sits in your section, it is your job to ensure they have an enjoyable dining experience. Interacting with the guest is a huge component of the dining experience. Being able to interact with a diverse array of people is one of the most important skills you learn on the job.

7. Your smile is glued to your face

One easy way to seem approachable to guests and increase your tips is to deliver service with a smile. Smiling non-stop may seem easy at first, but at the end of an eight hour shift your face feels as though it's ready to fall off.



8. You can communicate with a brick wall

Trying to explain to the customer that the buy one get one free promotion ended (Three. Weeks. Ago.) is like trying to explain rocket science. Many guests believe that you are to blame for the food prices and the ending of different promotions. Any attempts to explain other options to them are futile.


9. You take the good with the bad

Of course there are many long, thankless shifts, but there is always a silver lining. One of the best lessons you've learned while waitressing is to appreciate the good when it happens. There seems to be far more nasty customers out there than good, but there is the occasional, genuinely nice guest who can turn your whole night around.

10. Dealing with rudeness is second nature

Many patrons enter the restaurant believing they are entitled to everything. Of course, they are paying for their food, but that should not give them the excuse to be rude to wait staff. Unfortunately, not everyone thinks this way. So you're forced to deal with people who don't know how to say please or thank you, and every once in a while you'll deal with a customer who refuses to pay or tip you because they didn't like how their meal was cooked.


11. You wouldn't trade your experience for the world

Regardless of who you are, everyone should wait tables once in their life. Not only does it enable you to meet all kinds of people, but it truly humbles you. The lessons you learn from serving stick with you far past closing time. Your coworkers have become your family, seeing as you spend more time with them than your actual family.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

192310
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

16112
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

458823
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

27149
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments