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11 Signs You Are A Typical Masshole Driver

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11 Signs You Are A Typical Masshole Driver

Massachusetts drivers are notorious for being either really good drivers, or really really...really bad drivers. Although we can't actually "pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd," people from Massachusetts still get some flack for their driving skills, or lack thereof. In honor of all my fellow Massholes, here are some signs that we are all alike when on the road:

1. Staying in one lane on the highway for a long time isn't a thing for you

2. Speed limit signs just don't apply for you


3. You say a little prayer every time you merge onto a highway


4. You know to avoid heading towards the Cape on the weekends during the summer at all costs


5. Navigating the long winding Mass roads can be confusing at times


6. Watching for oncoming traffic on The Pike can be a struggle

7. Using hand gestures to express how you're feeling to other drivers is never out of the question


8. When you realize you missed the turn you needed while heading into Boston


9. Having to defrost your windows before driving in the morning


10. You often find yourself questioning how so many Massachusetts people passed their Road Test

11. And then you remember your fun filled trips to the RMV and realize why



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