1. ZSR is your second home, whether you like it or not.
Seems pretty at first, but after all the endless hours spent here studying it becomes more of your prison rather than a peaceful study space.... if you're even lucky enough to get a seat on a Sunday night!
2. You have a test on Thursday, a research paper due Friday, have to read a whole book by Monday, yet you still go out on Wednesday and all weekend
3. Your Converse look like this
4. You're actually surprised that the football team made it to a bowl game (but you're obviously super excited you have another reason to roll the quad)
5. You're out of food dollars
I mean, why go to the Pit when you could have Chick-fil-A? And obviously Starbucks to prepare for a long night of studying is a must!
6. You can't imagine having Subway at any time earlier than 1 a.m.
If it's not late night Subway, then why are you at Subway?
7. Uber is life
.......literally everywhere.
I mean, Village juice, Target, Whole Foods, Chipotle, Hanes Mall, the list is endless of necessary places that are only a quick car ride away!
8. Even though 99% of the time spent at Zick's or Shorty's is used complaining about the slow service, you still go every week.
9. You start preparing for registration a million days in advance because you know you're not gonna get your first pick for any classes.
10. There's no worse feeling then when the Pit staff say they're out of eggs at the omelette station.
11. Even though you complain a lot, you're still obsessed with Wake and cannot see yourself anywhere else.
I mean, COME ON! WAKE IS PERFECT! GO DEACS!
