How to tell if you’ve been on your A game or just playing games.
1. You have two planners...
And you don’t use either one.
2. You finish your assignments early...
But you submit them late.
(We get it, you just forget sometimes and you swear it won’t happen again.)
3. You clock into work early, but you don’t do anything the entire time.
(This is for you Sally, we see you hiding behind the handbags.)
4. You wake up for your class on time...
But you spend over forty minutes in the shower and fifteen waiting in line for coffee.
(Resulting in judge-mental stares from everyone when you walk in late with your Starbucks.)
5. When the professor walks in, you already have your notebook out...
But you daydream and forget to take notes during the class.
6. You’re responsible enough to do laundry...
But you leave it in the dryer for days at a time.
7. You call your parents every day...
But only to ask for money.
(No matter how many times they say no, you keep asking and one day they might say yes.)
8. You cook dinner to save money as opposed to going out...
But end up spending more than fifty dollars on things you need for the meal.
(It happens.)
9. You say you'll only watch two episodes before your next class, but you finish the entire season.
(And you end up missing your entire class.)
10. You fill up your gas tank...
But fail to pay your numerous parking (and speeding) tickets.
11. And finally, you join about four clubs and miss the meetings for all of them.
