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11 Signs You're A Little Too Ready For Halloween

Are a Hallo-weenie or a Hallo-winner?

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11 Signs You're A Little Too Ready For Halloween
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Few things are more magical than the feeling in the air when Halloween rolls around. The air is crisp, the leaves crunch underfoot... There's nothing quite like it! And, like every holiday, there are some individuals who are a little more into it than others. How do you know if you're one of these Halloween enthusiasts? Well, there are a few signs.


1. You know every word to "The Nightmare Before Christmas" by heart.

It's the best movie of all time, and you will fight anyone who disagrees.

2. You have a color-coded map of where all the best candy is.

No apples or toothbrushes for you, thank you very much!

3. Your front lawn is more decorated than some houses are during Christmas.

Gotta set the mood, right?

4. Your jack-o'-lantern belongs in an art museum.

You've gotten pretty darn good with that knife.

5. You’ve been working on your super authentic werewolf costume for six months now.

And it looks great! Like, seriously, it looks really realistic.

6. Okay, so you actually just skinned a werewolf last night.

Wait, what? 

7. You have finished transcribing your spells in goat's blood.

That sounds really bad...

8. The stars are aligned, the time for the ritual is nigh…

Please don't.

9. IA! IA! CTHULHU F’THAGN!

What does that even mean?!

10. The eldritch horrors have awoken. Blackest night shall reign eternal.

All hope is lost! All hope is lost!

11. You have the best popcorn ball recipe in town.

*ugly sobbing*


Happy Halloween!

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