There are two types of people: the type that puts up the Christmas tree just a few days before December 25, and the type that starts decorating before Thanksgiving. If you're the latter, you're just a little too eager for Santa to get here. Show some restraint! Here's 11 indicators that you are this person.
1. To you, Christmas starts the day after Halloween.
Also known as November 1st. That very morning, a shift takes place in the universe.
2. You already have all your gifts picked out.
That was done back in September!
3. You spend hours decorating your tree and your house.
Everything has to look perfect!
4. You make a point of wearing winter clothes.
Even if it's not even cold outside.
5. Red and green everything.
Including things like your nails.
6. Bake all the cookies!
(And hope you don't gain weight).
7. You play Christmas music at every moment possible.
In the car, while you clean, in the shower, etc.
8. Everyone is offended by your eagerness.
Because Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet!
9. You're counting down the days.
A countdown which likely started in the triple digits
10. You have a bucket list of all the seasonal beverages.
Eggnog, hot cocoa, peppermint mocha
11. You've spent way too much money buying Christmas lights.
or to see them.