With Spring Break approaching, you might need some new shows to watch. Here is a list of a few of my favorites.
1. Friends
"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
2. One Tree Hill
"Step away from me unless you want your next period to come out of your nose."
3. Scandal
"It's handled."
4. Gossip Girl
"Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon."
5. Catfish The Show
"This is the kind of scum that gives the internet a bad name."
6. Shameless
"I thought thats what you ladies wanted. A shared housework, wage equality, and all that Hunger Games. Lady Gaga girl power shit."
7. New Girl
"Youths!"
8. Chicago Fire
"Look at you all lit up like a Christmas tree!"
9. Chicago PD
"You don't know what we do, or what we sacrifice, or the price we pay for this."
10. Chicago Med
"This is the happiest day of my life, and you're pissing on it."
11. Chrisley Knows Best
"I'm thankful for the Lord and botox."