Ah Halloween! The one time of the year that girls can dress a bit more scandalously than they normally would and not get judged (openly at least). Yet when the costume market decided to capitalize on this, things got really weird. Maybe girls got tired of showing up to Halloween frat parties only to find that they're one of about 20 sexy cops or maybe designers liked the challenge of seeing how many of our favorite childhood characters they could "sexify." While there are sexy costumes that get it right, here's a list of sexy halloween costumes that got it all wrong.
1. "Funny Snowman"
Obviously this costume is based on Olaf from "Frozen" but the company couldn't name it that without avoiding the wrath of Disney. Why you would want to don a ridiculous carrot nose that may or may not allow you to breathe is kind of beyond me. Also, wearing all white on one of the craziest party nights of the year is begging for some frat bro to "accidentally" spill his beer all over you. Be careful girl.
2. Yoda
The only thing that makes this a Yoda costume is the vaguely Yoda-like hat, but other than that it could very well be a brown bikini set with a tan robe. The Yoda eyes don't exactly scream, "Hey come talk to me!" either.
3. Chucky
I first saw this movie as a child and it absolutely terrified me. Murderous dolls just can't be made sexy, folks.
4. French Fries
If it didn't explicitly say "Hot Fries" on the probably-too-short skirt, I'd have no idea what this costume is.
5. Pizza
Pizza on your plate? Sexy! Dressing as pizza? Not so much.
6. Big Bird
I loved Big Bird as a kid but this costume makes it look like he's casually eating your head. No biggie though.
9. Chinese Take Out
Do you really want to be mildly offensive while reminding people of the month-old leftovers in the back of their fridge that they've long forgotten about? Didn't think so.
10. Dorothy
There are so many cute and appropriate Dorothy costumes that will let you click your ruby red heels as many times as your heart desires. Then there's this.
11. Little Bo Peep
Can we just all agree that nursey rhyme characters are NOT meant to be sexy?
Halloween is the time of year to dress up and get creative! So have fun, but try to keep it appropriate!