The hardest part of owning a yacht (besides upkeep – but you have people to do that for you, right?) is thinking of a name. How else are you supposed to one-up your pier neighbors? I've compiled a list of regal names for your boat, so you can be the coolest yacht owner in the Vineyard/Hamptons/wherever rich people ride their yachts!
1. Sea Car
2. Divorce Settlement
3. Lady Harambe
4. Rich & Bored III
5. Ocean Locomotion
6. Not A Pirate
7. "You can just call me Dad!"
8. Pre-nuptial Agreement
9. Mid-life CriSEAS
10. "Can we try boat stuff?"
11. I Am the Captain Now
Now you can ride those waves with confidence.