11 Reasons I Wish My Boyfriend Was Here | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Relationships

11 Reasons I Wish My Boyfriend Was Here

I wish I could just put him in my pocket and take him everywhere!

556
11 Reasons I Wish My Boyfriend Was Here
Life Hack

As those of who know me are aware, I am in Connecticut, studying at the University of Bridgeport. I love it here! I have opportunities all around me and helpful professors. I have a job and an internship. I have a second life out here. But there is just one problem, my boyfriend is not a part of it. I see plenty of girls walking around campus with their phone parallel to their face giving virtual kisses to their boos. And I am sure that some of you or someone you know can empathize with the struggle of living apart, so I made a list of the most urgent reasons I wish he was here. No, it is not all not lovey-dovey. I do wish he was here to pinch for all of the times he has aggravated me on Skype. Hopefully, you can find some solace in knowing you are not alone.

1. Movie dates

We really enjoy going out to the movies. We get some snacks or some ICEEs and we enjoy a theatre movie. Or, if we are feeling nostalgic, we cuddle up on the couch and put something on. Without him hear the best we can do it watch the same movie at the same time on video chat, and as you can imagine it does not compare.

2. Cuddles

On a bad day, all I want to do is cuddle! Am I right ladies? The coziness and the comfort and protective feeling can make me feel better instantly! Sometimes he gets a mouth full of hair...but that's his problem..

3. Wrestling

On the contrary to cuddling is the wrestling. He's six foot and I am five foot so I am certainly the underdog but don't let that fool you. I can win. In fact I have, twice! Wrestling is so fun, we don't hurt each other but it is a friendly competition that I miss dearly. He should not forget that I can kick his a**.

4. Ice Cream

I have no one to sit down and pig out on a whole gallon of ice cream with! Enough said, right? We are ice cream fanatics. Although we do enjoy different kinds it is for the better because then we don't have to share. I miss laying around with our faces in some Turkey Hill.

5. Annoying him

All I need to say is that there are not enough oppurtunities to piss him off over Skype, especially with that damn hangup button. If he were here, I culd do do much more damage.

6. Butts

Okay, let me release my inner Tina. I LOVE BUTTS! And a litttle TMI, my mans got a booty, and oh do I miss it!

7. Pigging Out


Sitting at my desk and eating chips, ice cream, chocolate and snacks is not satisfying what-so-ever without my boyfriend doing it with me! I feel much more guilty doing it alone. I wish he were here to gain weight with me..

8. Love

Simply put, I want to hold his hand and feel his love. It is very hard to feel love over the computer.

9. My Best Friend

Although he can never be one of my girlfriends, he is definetley my best friend. He is the first person I go to for everything and if he was just here I could have my best friend at my side everyday! Why must you be so far?!

10. Fixing His Hair

His hair is curly and thick and crazy and it is my soul purpose, the reason I was born, to fix it a minimum of 25 times a day. I wish he was here so I could touch his hair and fix it! Do you know what it is like looking at the computer screen focused on that one strand that is out of place???

11. Batman To My Robin

Lastly, he is the batman to my robin. There is no one Id rather be with, sing with, dance with or laugh with. I wish he was here just to enjoy him!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

188965
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

14124
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

457273
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

26287
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments