Ever since humans domesticated cats thousands of years ago, it's been a downward spiral. Nothing that cute can ever be good, and it's honestly surprising how we haven't noticed by this point. Even though most of us know dogs are better, here are a few reasons why cats are just bad animals.

*Disclaimer: I actually love cats, and this is intended to be entirely comedic.

1. They have tiny feeties.

Any animal with small feet can't be up to any good. Think of all the bad things the can hide in there: like claws, baby slaps, and even love. That kind of unpredictability outweighs how cute those little footsies are.

2. They look better in sunglasses than you.

Even if you love your pet, no one wants to be shown up by them. Even worse—when you need your sunglasses back, you don't want to stop your kitty from look so cool.

3. They aren't good TV companions.

Try to watch TV with this little girl! Your cat may be cute and even give you a good laugh, but how are you supposed to finish that nature documentary? If you want one of these furry beasts, maybe stick to Netflix.

4. They don't eat their vegetables.

A healthy pet is a happy pet. In the case of cats, it's very hard to keep them healthy because they're scared of veggies. However, I understand cats for this, so maybe it's not that awful.

5. They will take your whole bed.

Sleep is necessary for life, but all the sleep you'll get with a cat won't be in the comfort of your bed any more.

6. They will take everything from you because they can.

Think about everything you own: They're all toys now. Start buying new shoelaces and shorts and getting ready to Instagram how cute these little devils are while they ruin your lives.

7. Like your cups? They'll be gone soon.

Cats are guaranteed to destroy the things you love after taking them because they don't matter to them. Glasses, artwork, candles, and more will break along with your heart when your little fluff creates chaos.

8. They can steal your man.

If you're having relationship troubles, a cat may be the last thing you need. If you're single, looking for a man, and love cats, the two might be found in the same place. So this is a plus.

9. They look better in Halloween costumes than you do.

Halloween is already hard with trying to fit in with your friends and other and to try to look good as well; this struggle isn't made any easier when your feline friend shows you up. This kitty looks so good.

10. They're better at origami than you probably are.

Just to taunt you, they'll throw their good work on the ground and swat a paw at it like it's nothing. Even if you perfect your art and give it to them as a present, they will probably do the same thing: again, everything is a toy.

11. They'll make you fall in love.

Look at that sinister grin. That cat knows the human is in their grip and can manipulate the person to do whatever. Stay away from corrupt and clever cats before you fall in love with their charming, cutesy-wootsie selves.