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11 Reasons Why Cathy Is Your Dream Girl

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11 Reasons Why Cathy Is Your Dream Girl
Felix Strater

Located in the middle of the University of Pittsburgh is the second tallest university building in the world, the Cathedral of Learning. Referred to as Cathy by Pitt students, most students love Cathy more than they love themselves. On any given day it's possible to hear a Pitt student saying, "Cathy is prettier than me. How is it possible that building is prettier than me?" And I hate to agree and say that Cathy is prettier than me, but there is not competition because Cathy is a borderline goddess and might as well be your dream girl.

1. She is always picture ready

PC: Caroline Reitano & Taylor Snisky

Regardless of the weather, Cathy is always beautiful and ready for her close-up. If you think you can't get a good picture of Cathy because the weather is bad, then you obviously aren't trying hard enough.

2. She doesn’t have a bad angle

PC: Annie Arters, Luisa Offori & Kelly Nissley

Oh, you’re at the Frick and want to take a picture of Cathy with the fountain? Do it. Wait, you’re in Hillman and can see Cathy from outside the window and want to snapchat her beauty? Please do. What? You’re laying on Soldiers and Sailor’s Lawn and haven’t taken a picture of her yet today? Just take the picture; you wouldn’t regret it.

3. Cathy knows how to celebrate (she gets lit)

PC: Mackenzie Graham & Sarah Fling

Yes, sometimes Cathy can be the conservative girl that you take home to meet your parents, but Cathy also knows how to celebrate. Just let me tell you, when Cathy is lit, it’s for a good reason and you know that it’s going to be a good night.

4. She’s always looking out for you and will never let you down

Is your drunk ass lost somewhere in south Oakland? Don’t fear because Cathy will always be there to lead you home to the safety of your dorm (or at least Pitt’s campus).

5. She's drop dead gorgeous

PC: Cameron Keller & Erin Rafferty

Cathy has been beautiful and wonderful since the day she appeared in Oakland in 1926 and has continued to stay as beautiful 80 years later (even though she doesn’t look a day over 50).

6. Everyone is jealous of her beauty


PC: Julia Adams (Carnegie Mellon)

Even Carnegie Mellon Students can’t help but instagram the University of Pittsburgh’s pride and joy. They know she is beautiful and can’t help themselves. It’s okay though because Pitt students know that she belongs to Pitt.

7. She is basically a celebrity

PC: Ally Hoover & Fallout 3 Wiki

Not only has Cathy been featured numerous times on your Instagram and Snapchat, but also in the video game, Fallout, and the movie Me, Earl & the Dying Girl (just to name a few).


8. Everyone loves her

PC: Taylor Morgan & Sierra Clay

I challenge you to find me one person who hates Cathy. I’ll give you a few minutes if you want but we both know that you can’t accomplish this task because like I said, everyone loves Cathy. Whether they like lounging out on one of the many lawns by her or just taking pictures of her, trust me; everyone loves Cathy.

9. Yes, being externally beautiful is what catches your eye, but you’ll be happy to know that she is beautiful both inside and out

PC: Anastasia Bodea Crisan & Sandra Witting

I wish there were some words to describe how beautiful her inside is, but sadly there are not. She's beautiful on an average day and gorgeous during Christmas time.

10. She appreciates diversity

PC: Caroline Reitano & Yelena Wermers

Cathy contains over 30 nationality rooms and continues to increase her diversity with the addition of new nationality rooms. She is always looking to improve herself and is willing to embrace anything.

11. Not only is Cathy beautiful, but she is also knowledgeable and up to date


PC: Kathy Schulien

Cathy holds over 80 years of knowledge and experience. However, she isn’t only book smart. She is updated on what is happening in the world. During the Paris bombing, Cathy used her height and beauty in order to raise awareness for the awful events (almost forgot to mention that she looks beautiful in every color).

And if those 11 reasons didn’t convince you that Cathy is your ultimate dream girl, you may need to evaluate your life decisions.

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