1. You could simply fall asleep wherever and whenever you pleased.
2. If you were hungry you just cried and someone would feed you.
3. You didn't even have to bathe yourself.
4. When you woke up everyone else had to wake up too.
5. You truly had zero responsibilities.
6. When you didn't like someone you just didn't acknowledge his/her existence.
7. The pudgier you were the cuter you were.
8. You actually just got pushed around everywhere instead of having to walk.
9. You could basically do no wrong because you never knew what the f was going on.
10. You could blatantly stare at anything/anyone you wanted.
11. No matter how messy things got, people still thought you were adorable.
Let's face it, babies kind of have it all.