Why would anyone want to go to a state park? It's so boring, just a bunch of trees and dirt. Occasionally you'll see a bug and maybe a bird. State parks are stupid and we should never ever ever go to them. Especially Patapsco State Park. There is never anything cool to do there or anything pretty or somewhat nice to see. If you ever go to a state park, specifically Patapsco State Park you'll be bored out of your mind and here's why:

1. All there is are trees and dirt and sometimes some water. Nothing you'll ever want to be near or even glance at. I mean come on, it's not even pretty.

2. Patapsco is a dumb name to begin with, but then they just make up really silly names. The lost lake? Why is it lost? Where did it go?

3. Okay, so even if a state park wasn't so bad, it will only look somewhat good in the summer. No park can look good in the winter, especially if there's no snow, just dead trees and dirt.

4. Patapsco doesn't even have anything cool like a waterfall to go to. How lame.

5. And when you go, your significant other will never hang out with you because they'll be taking pictures of themselves with the scenery and not of you. How rude of them.

There's my significant other, sitting on a log taking selfies with the waterfall and ignoring me.

6. If you ever do want to take a picture, the person you bring with you will always end up in your photos because they think they're "helping you" by adding their beauty to the ickiness.

7. Fallen trees never look good, but they have a lot of them. Clean it up! Geez, I'm not your maid.

8. And when you manage to find a spot with no fallen trees, there's never a good opportunity to catch a nice photo.

9. Man these photos are ugly. Who would ever want to go here? Tunnels? Train tracks? That's soooooo 2012.

10. Wow, more train tracks! How original!

11. Finally, who would ever want to go on a bridge named the Swinging Bridge? That just sounds dangerous.If you're ever in Maryland, avoid it at all costs! Never ever click here to find out where it is and go there. There is nothing that you could ever want to do there. Stay away!