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11 Reasons Why Michael Scott And Dwight Schrute Should Be Presidential Running Mates

The ultimate duo.

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11 Reasons Why Michael Scott And Dwight Schrute Should Be Presidential Running Mates
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Election years always prove to be interesting. Blue states and red states. Liberals and conservatives. Debates here and debates there. Controversy after controversy. With Super Tuesday arriving, things are becoming especially heated. Everyone is advocating for their favorite candidate and you pretty much try to avoid Facebook at all costs. Presidential races can be overwhelming when no one seems to agree. Speculations are circling as to who each candidate would select as their running mate. But, I know there is one dynamic duo we would all like to see run for president.

1. They answer the hard-hitting questions.

These are the things America needs to know.

2. They're hip, making them relatable to young voters.


Through Grammy-worthy musical productions, Michael and Dwight can draw young voters out to the polls.

3. The sky is their limit.

They're ambitious.

4. They're both Olympic medalists.


OK, OK...they're "Office Olympics" medalists. Close enough right?

5. They're up front with their past.


Sometimes he'll sing in the shower or spend too much time volunteering.

6. They have state-of-the-art military tactics they plan to implement.


Dwight is the first to let you know he has a black belt in karate (and he knows how to use it).

7. They can communicate without using words.


Communication is key, and these two know exactly how to do that. Using words, or not.

8. They recover from opposition well.

They're rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off them and back to you.

9. They have a clear stance on economic issues.


Like the Notorious B.I.G., Michael and Dwight prescribe to the philosophy of "mo' money, mo' problems."

10. And healthcare.


There is no healthcare in the wild.

11. They think about the consequences of their actions.


It's simple, really.

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