Nine times out of 10, I couldn't be happier that God made me a female.
Ok, scratch that. Nine out of 10 is a lot. Maybe seven out of 10? Five? Who knows.
Regardless of my feelings toward being a female, it has many pros and cons, but sometimes the cons far outweigh the pros.
Below I've highlighted the top 11 things that most suck about being a girl.
1. That time of the month.
This one is really self-explanatory.
2. Cramps.
Really, it feels like someone has taken a jackhammer to your stomach and back.
3. Spending $10+ on a box of tampons.
What? They're only made of cotton and plastic.
4. The pill.
Not only does it make you gain weight and make your boobs hurt, it's hard to remember to take them.
5. Doing your hair every morning.
It's time consuming, but we enjoy looking like human beings.
6. Shaving your legs.
With the number of times I've cut myself, I'm surprised I haven't needed a transfusion.
7. Constantly being judged for eating what you want.
Yes, I am going to eat a cheeseburger and all of my fries. You can stop staring.
8. Wearing a bra.
Because wire squeezing your ribcage is so comfortable.
9. Putting your makeup on every morning.
It takes a lot of effort, folks.
10. Taking your makeup off every night.
It's just annoying.
11. Drunk crying.
