In this recent season of the bachelor, we had the crowd favorite Ben steal our hearts and for some of us, simultaneously rip them out of our chests. This year's season finally left everyone expecting some sort of scandal; well that is, based on the previews. Because in reality there was a very clear cut decision, and the decision was Lauren B. Yes, for Team Jojo this was heart shattering, although at the end of the day they will find love. The only question is whether or not Ben and Lauren will stay in it. And based on only a few indicators, who knows what their outcome will be.
1. They haven’t seen what it’s like “when times get tough”
Ben and Jojo knew how to handle it when the going got tough. Though on the other hand, he and Lauren have yet to sit on any bathroom floors.
2. She wines every time she says “Beennnn”
Vom. dot. com.
3. She basically wore the same dress (in different shades) for both the premiere and finale
Lauren: "I'm going to win anyway, so who needs to buy a completely different dress to impress."
4. His dad referred to her as “polished”
And he did not mean that in a good way. It was more of an im-skeptical-of-the-amount-of-pep-this-girl-puts-in-her-step, polished.
5. This was Ben's moms face after meeting her
'Nough said
6. Their dates were boring
Turtles are cute, boats are cool, but baseball stadiums are just better. #Sorrynotsorry
7. She was slightly obsessive
"I CANT lose him"
8. She’s blonde like all the other weird people on the show
Olivia, Leah, ... the only one that manages to escape the blond brigade is Lace. God Bless.
9. She has two, less intimidating, brothers but brothers nonetheless
Ben and brothers just didn't seem like a good mix, unless it's Ben and older brothers.
10. She purses her lips like she's sucking on an imaginary DumDum
Like is she trying to be cute? I don't know what that is, but I don't like it.
11. This engagement was staged from the beginning
We all know real people are too good for this show. Thats why all the ride-or-die bitches had to get sent home, even Jojo.
Lets see if they actually last. And maybe if they're lucky Lauren will be the Catherine to Ben's Sean. #Baegels