Coffee lovers (addicts) come across many who will put them down for their love for the brew. Coffee is an experience and a medicine for all those who seek it. Coffee addicts encounter these fabulous comments and planning each day.
1. Wow, you have a problem.
EXCUSE ME? The only problem I'm having is not dealing with this conversation with a bigger cup of coffee in my hand. Do not judge me on what gives me life each day.
2. Coffee is really bad for you, like pop.
False. Coffee does have caffeine, but it gives you better benefits than a can of Diet Coke would. No sugar, besides creamer if you choose to have it, and all those all fabulous ingredients in pop.
3. Coffee is disgusting. I can't believe you drink it.
Obviously you've only drank watered down coffee or bitter coffee that has been horrible done. Obviously coffee doesn't embrace your mind, body and soul like it does to me. I wish you that one day you'll switch to the dark side (coffee version).
4. *Going for another cup of coffee* Someone says, 'How many is that today?'
Why is the amount of coffee I've drank in my day, have anything to do with you? Please, let me have my fourth cup of coffee and be content with my life. Thank you so much. Or you can grab me a cup while you're adding it to your tally of my coffee drinking.
5. Isn't coffee for older people?
Coffee does not discriminate against age, race, gender or sexual orientation. It embraces everyone with a warm embrace. Coffee gives you wisdom. Once again, people generalizing but wrong.
6. *When someone orders a Frappe/Cooler*
Would you like a little coffee with your sugar? Why must you ruin precious coffee with layers upon layers of sugar and syrup... There was so many options! I can't complain because it's baby steps to the big bold flavors of a normal coffee with less sugar.
7. FREE COFFEE.
YES!!! The taste of free coffee is the best kind of coffee. No need to swipe your debit card or scan your Starbucks card on your phone. It's a special day.
8. Your first thought after midway through your coffee is planning your next one.
You know it's going to be a long day and you'll need all the reinforcement you can get your hands on. You're enjoying your coffee far too much that you don't want it to end. *Pours more to distract from life's problems*
9. Scheduling your whole day around your coffee.
You know it's going to be a busy day. So, you must figure out the time you'll need to replenish yourself with life throughout the day. May go something like this: morning, mid-morning, afternoon, late afternoon, evening... *reaches for the fifth cup* meh I'm this far.* Boss status.
10. Coffee withdrawl headaches...
The pain that pulses through your frontal lobe is like no other headache. It's a reminder that your day is going to be crappy. There's nothing that can cure that coffee headache than the medicine itself. Coffee.
11. First sip of your favorite coffee.
The connection has been made. The emotional experience has begun. It's been too long since you've been with the beautiful cup of coffee. It makes up for all the wrongs in the world. It's perfect. It's more perfect than Kate and Leo.
Coffee is life and I'll stand by it till the day I die. People say I have a problem, but I sip my freshly-brewed coffee and disagree with a smile.
