FRIENDS is easily one of the best shows ever. What makes it so great is the characters and their crazy storylines and conversations. A lot of the best one-liners in television history come from FRIENDS. Many of these quotes come from the lovely Rachel Green. What makes Rachel's quotes so great is that they are equally hilarious and relatable. Here's a few of the best examples.
1. "That sounded so much better in my head."
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Who hasn't stuck their foot in their mouth a couple of times because something sounded fine in their head but came out in the wrong context?
2. "Girls tend not to like me."
Girls can occasionally be catty and petty, especially towards girls as perfect as Rachel.
3. "He's so pretty, I want to cry."
I think we've all been here before.
4. "I shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."
When you can't stop seem to make the right decision no matter what you do.
5. "No uterus, no opinion."![]()
When a boy says something sexist about periods or pregnancy.
6. "Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?"
I think we all can agree that this is the worst. Rachel understands.
7. "Being alone sucks!"
Yes, it does.
8. "There's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me."
We've all had days like this.
9. "Did I leave the stove on?"
Who doesn't freak out about stuff like this when they leave the house?
10. "I'm gonna go get one of those job things."
Because we all need jobs but none of us really want them.
11. "I could so easily freak out right now."
2.5 seconds away from a mental breakdown but reigning in the crazy.
