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11 Jokes To Make You Laugh

Here are some jokes to make you smile!

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Everyday you should laugh and smile. If you do this everyday, you will be much happier and less stressed about the little things in life that can’t be helped. To help aide in your laughter, I have found short puns and jokes to make you smile. If you enjoy, share with your friends and pass on the laughter!

1. What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? — Don’t look! I’m changing!

2. Why is Peter Pan always flying? — He Neverlands.

3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? — An investigator.

4. A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff…Ba-dum-tss.

5. Why was the math book sad? — It had too many problems.

6. What do you call a fake noodle? — An impasta.

7. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? — A private tutor.

8. What happens when an egg laughs? — It crack up.

9. Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.

10. I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig…It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

11. A book fell on my head…I can only blame my shelf.

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