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11 Goats Wearing Costumes Who Would Make Better Governors Than Chris Christie

Cuter, more cuddly, and less prone to sucking at the job.

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11 Goats Wearing Costumes Who Would Make Better Governors Than Chris Christie
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So Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey, isn't the most liked person in the Garden State. Between his spending thousands of taxpayer's dollars on travel, basically abandoning the southern portion of the state without so much as a mop to defend itself against flooding, and various other offenses against Jersey, his reputation amongst New Jerseyans is not a very good one. After he suspended his 2016 presidential campaign, many called for him to step down from his position as governor. Well, I can't really blame those people, and with the constant call for Christie to resign, I've compiled this list of some individuals who I think would make exponentially better candidates than our current governor. Who might they be, you're probably asking? Only the very best, my readers: goats in costumes!

1. This guy in a suit is obviously more than ready for the position of governor:

2. I think this little cutie would do great in office:

3. This one is clearly capable of persevering in difficult situations. That's what we need in a governor:

4. A background in law enforcement? Excellent credentials, sir:

5. Same with this guy, who is clearly skilled in emergency management services:

6. Anyone who supports Tootsie Rolls is qualified in my book:

7. You know, honey bees are endangered, so we need someone who's going to call attention to these issues. Ergo, this goat.

8. This goat has the luck of the Irish, which would benefit our state greatly:

9. A supporter of agriculture and nature! You can count on my vote, goat:

10. This one clearly has a good handle on the weather. Climate change, look out:

11. Lastly, there's this girl who is prepared for any circumstance. That's the type of governor I want for my state, folks:

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