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11 Things Only Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand

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11 Things Only Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand
Alyssa Lamp

Having big boobs can be a blessing and a curse. People with small boobs want them, some boys love them, but we mostly hate them. If you tell a girl with D's or higher that you want big boobs, we WILL look at you like you're crazy.

1. Finding a bra that actually fits is literally like finding a needle in the haystack.

You could search every store for hours and still not find that perfect bra for a good price.

2. When you hear you have to run and you weren't prepared at all.

If you didn't pack your sports bras, you will be running like this the whole time.

3. Putting on a lowcut top always makes you feel like everyone is looking.

You automatically feel slutty, because you have bigger boobs.

4. Underwires have a difficult time standing up to your spectacular boobage, and will just poke you until you figure it out.

By the second week of owning a bra, your wire will be messed up.

5. You know the terror of the dreaded double boob.

You know your bra won't fit the same after a week and people will let you know.

6. You know that putting on a push-up bra is just gonna make you look ridiculous.

You don't even need to own one of these.

7. Wearing three sports bras when you go on a run is a totally normal thing to you.

Every other girl in the locker room will look at you like you're crazy

8. Putting on a strapless dress is the very definition of tempting fate.

It won't even look like you're wearing a bra! They'll sag down, and the pain is awful.

9. People assume that they’re much less sensitive to jiggling than they actually are.

Just because they look fun to bounce, don't.

10. You are used to all the jokes about your boobs.

You hear the jokes all the time. It's never ending.


11. You're used to being known for them

"Have you met the new girl?" "The girl with big boobs?" "Yes, her." "Yeah, she's great."

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