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11 Etsy Gifts You Should Never Give Anyone, Ever

Summer Nesreen Masoud

Dec 04, 2016

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Dabbin’ Through the Snow Christmas Sweater

Okay first of all this sweatshirt isn’t even remotely clever, it’s just jumping off the cultural trend that is dabbing. Secondly, fads like these fade fast, in fact I’m pretty sure we’ve already moved on to the Mannequin Challenge. So the lifespan for the relevance of this shirt is less than a month, at which point its doomed to a life of hopping between thrift stores until someone has the mercy to burn it.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/478806396/dabbin-thro...

Matching “Hubs” and “Wifey” coffee mugs

When matching wedding bands aren’t enough to advertise your marriage to the world, try these matching cringey coffee mugs.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/202503310/unique-wedd...

Personalized Nursing Water Bottle Tag

Is this such a problem in the nursing community that it necessitates these to exist? Water bottle thieves that frequent hospitals?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/249904812/personalize...

Hostess with the Mostess Underwear

I’m against any sort of cliche text on anything ever but this is just odd, never mind that the typography is somewhat… pubic.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/493548721/hostess-wit...

Baby Foot Cookie Cutter

This looks nothing like a baby foot. This item should be renamed Realistic Poop Shape Cookie Cutter.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/219376847/baby-foot-c...

Daughter to Dad Text Poster

This is the most uncomfortable and creepy sounding poster I have ever read. In one sentence this sign reinforces two outdated gender roles: (1) thinking girls spend every day of their life pining for their future husband, and (2) that girls have to be submissive to their fathers no matter how old they become.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/465711856/christmas-g...

Hillbilly Weener Kleaner

...It’s a bar of soap with a hole cut into it. A bar of soap...with a hole cut into it.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/212075002/hillbilly-w...

Sexy Lightbulb

Why anyone on Earth would pay for prewritten naughty messages packaged in a fragile glass lightbulb for their significant other is honestly shocking. OR, you have the option of paying for blank strips of paper to write the messages yourself, so basically buy a lightbulb for $13.00!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/271583949/sale-sex-co...

Pinterest Poster

No social media platform is worth hanging a framed print glorifying it in your home, no matter how many photos of bubble tea they have. If you have this hung up in your home you probably also have crocheted beer coozies and a LiveLoveLaugh photo frame in your living room.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/101797216/keep-calm-a...

Felt Coffee Coozy

This looks like a strip of rotting human flesh, and I can imagine it would start smelling like moldy coffee farts within ten minutes of use.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/386693554/felted-coff...

Breaking Bad Suggestive T-Shirt

Finally, a T-Shirt in honor of the Destiny's Child classic, "Sulfuray my Nitrogename."

https://www.etsy.com/listing/233836985/ladies-funn...

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I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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