Guess what time it is, college kids? Did you just cringe? Here are some of the questions and statements we all know that we are not ready to hear over our holiday breaks.

1. "How are your grades?"

2. "Why didn't you bring anyone home for us to meet?"

I'm not lonely, I have me.

3. "I bet you're partying more than studying."

We all have that family member that thinks college is all about the parties.

4. "Have you gained weight?"

This pudginess is just a little more defined from the last time you saw me.

5. "You look exhausted."

We all can't get 8-10 hours of sleep every night, Carol.

6. "Why haven't you called me lately?"

If I'm not getting 8-10 hours of sleep every night, what do you think I am up doing?

7. "Are you really going to eat all of that?"

I've been eating soggy salad and overcooked chicken for the past two and half months. I plan to eat everything.

8. *something political*

9. "Remember when you..."

We do not speak of those moments.

10. "Whatever happened to...?"

11. "I'm not understanding your choice in clothing today."

That's okay, you're not wearing it.