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11 Things No One Cares About That You Still Post On Facebook Anyways

You're tired? It's snowing? You hate your job? Great, because nobody asked.

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11 Things No One Cares About That You Still Post On Facebook Anyways
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In a growing age of social media, with platforms like Twitter, Snapchat, and the old yet classic Facebook, it's easy to post just about everything you ever do in your life for the rest of the world to glance at. I'm here to tell you however that there's quite a few things you do that no one, and I mean no one, cares about. Yet, you're still going to post about it. So, sit back, read away, and save your friends from clawing their eyes out when they look at your timeline.

1. Your Food

This has a few, and I mean a few, exceptions. For instance, eating pasta with your toes in the Mediterranean warrants one photo. Your plate at Applebees? Not so much.

2. Whether Or Not You're Tired

We get it, it's 2AM and you can't sleep. Maybe if you put down your phone and stopped letting us know about it, you'd actually get some. Also the rest of us are asleep so you're just talking to yourself.

3. Your Relationship Problems

A simple change in your relationship status will let us know all we really care about, if we even care at all.

4. Your Political Opinions

I'm guilty as charged here, but for real, no one's going to change their entire values system because they read one post online. Save your time and post a photo of your dog instead.

5. SPOILERS

You saw Star Wars a night before everyone else? Cool. Why don't you keep that to yourself for a few days.

6. Stuff For Sale

There's a damn marketplace tab for this now because you all ruined Facebook like it's a yard sale on a Saturday morning. Use it. I don't want your iPhone 6S with a half broken screen for $150 and neither does anyone else.

7. How Much You Hate Your Job...

You realize your boss can read that, right?

8. ...Or How Much You Love It.

Unless you're a tester for Netflix, you don't love your job that much.

9. The Neighbors Or Their Pets

If your neighbors bother you, don't make the rest of us suffer with you.

10. Your Personal Movie and/or Gaming Reviews

There's a reason you're not invited to red carpet premieres. Take the hint.

11. Pictures Of Snow Or Other Weather-Related Events

Wow, guess what? It looks exactly the same outside my window too! And no, your snowman isn't that great either.

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