If your family's Christmas cards are even slightly better than these, consider yourself blessed.
1. Be thankful that your parents never dressed you in matching fur outfits for your Christmas card.
2. Nothing says "Happy holidays" quite like an entire family dressed in black and staring blankly.
3. Merry Christmas from this freakishly young bride and some strange kid in sunglasses.
4. Is there any outfit quite as flattering as an inflatable gold star?
5. If your family has never included Yoda in their holiday picture, then you're luckier than this clan.
6. I don't even know what to say about this one.
7. There's just something not right about the supportive hand on the floating angel.
8. There's nothing more motherly than wearing a vinyl Christmas outfit and garter for a photo with your children.
9. Again, I'm not sure what to say about this one.
10. Look at all those Benjamins.
11. There's never a right time for a father and infant to have matching outfits.